when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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PROCRASTINATES LOUDLY
yo could you keep it down some of us are trying to work here
in a minute
(Source: superhighschoolleveluguu, via hellinhighheels-x)
how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians
(Source: cheerupsmelly, via faithbringsstrength)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
in australia we just exchange boomerangs
(via superextraemilyfactor)
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
(Source: battor, via coldheartwarmblood)
I really do like it when people tell me about themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like knowing about people, in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. You’re not bothering me with your rambling, I actually prefer to listen.
(Source: fruityskeleton, via coldheartwarmblood)
